In which I reply to a god-botherer insisting atheists should not celebrate Christmas.

Someone wrote to me to tell me how much Jesus wants me as his friend.

I don’t approach new posts on Aleteia very charitably. This morning I was emailed this one.

How else can we explain the disappearance of Jesus' body from the tomb?

What do you get when you work 30 hours straight? Hulk Hogan, that's what.

How to tell when a believer may be an atheist soon.

God’s not doing so well here on earth. Belief in him is declining worldwide, church attendance is dwindling...

When I first met him, he called me Shorty. I had red hair then, but when I went blonde about two months in, I became Blondie.

6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand - have you experienced these?

I used to do a lot of magic mushrooms. I know, you’re probably thinking, this explains a lot.

A Quick Lesson For Atheists About Bigotry

How To Survive Y2K : the story of how I thought Y2K was real.

We all know nothing pisses off God more than a good ol’ in n’ out sesh. He’s worried about your junk.

Here is my version of 7 Things Faith Can Save You From.

Dr. Carl Moeller is trying to get you to stuff a 2000-year-old book of fables in your kid’s Minions backpack on October 8th. Why?

Here are nine ways atheists are free to feel joy, without the burden of dogmatic shame or guilt.

It would be funny… it really would be… If only it were not fucking real.

Will Satan really catch you if you go in through the backdoor?

Or, How I quit a good job because I was sleep-deprived and high on caffeine.

Spoiler alert: these 3 questions didn't bring me to god.