Courtney Heard
An Open Letter To The Atheist-Hating Jeebot Who Says We’re Stealing Christmas
In which I reply to a god-botherer insisting atheists should not celebrate Christmas.
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Courtney Heard
- Nov 29, 2017
- 6 min
10 Reasons I Probably Couldn’t Be Friends With Jesus
Someone wrote to me to tell me how much Jesus wants me as his friend.
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Courtney Heard
- Jun 27, 2017
- 5 min
Another Catholic Thinks She Knows Why You’re An Atheist – Is She Right?
I don’t approach new posts on Aleteia very charitably. This morning I was emailed this one.
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Courtney Heard
- Jun 5, 2017
- 3 min
7 Alternative Explanations For The Empty Tomb of Jeeby
How else can we explain the disappearance of Jesus' body from the tomb?
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Courtney Heard
- Jun 23, 2016
- 5 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Get A Lecture From Hulk Hogan
What do you get when you work 30 hours straight? Hulk Hogan, that's what.
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Courtney Heard
- Apr 12, 2016
- 5 min
Believers: 6 Signs You’ll Be An Atheist Soon
How to tell when a believer may be an atheist soon.
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Courtney Heard
- Apr 6, 2016
- 6 min
20 Things I Would Tell God To Do If I Was His PR Advisor
God’s not doing so well here on earth. Belief in him is declining worldwide, church attendance is dwindling...
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Courtney Heard
- Mar 24, 2016
- 6 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Befriend The Butcher
When I first met him, he called me Shorty. I had red hair then, but when I went blonde about two months in, I became Blondie.
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Courtney Heard
- Feb 24, 2016
- 4 min
6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand
6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand - have you experienced these?
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Courtney Heard
- Feb 18, 2016
- 5 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Fight A War In Vietnam
I used to do a lot of magic mushrooms. I know, you’re probably thinking, this explains a lot.
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Courtney Heard
- Jan 7, 2016
- 3 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Survive Y2K
How To Survive Y2K : the story of how I thought Y2K was real.
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Courtney Heard
- Dec 8, 2015
- 3 min
You’ll Never Guess Who’s Mad About The Old Lust N’ Thrust Again
We all know nothing pisses off God more than a good ol’ in n’ out sesh. He’s worried about your junk.
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Courtney Heard
- Nov 3, 2015
- 2 min
7 Things Faith Can Save You From
Here is my version of 7 Things Faith Can Save You From.
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Courtney Heard
- Sep 29, 2015
- 4 min
11 Books To Send With Your Kid On ‘Bring Your Bible To School Day’
Dr. Carl Moeller is trying to get you to stuff a 2000-year-old book of fables in your kid’s Minions backpack on October 8th. Why?
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Courtney Heard
- Sep 23, 2015
- 6 min
Nine Ways Atheists Get More Joy Out Of Life
Here are nine ways atheists are free to feel joy, without the burden of dogmatic shame or guilt.
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Courtney Heard
- Sep 9, 2015
- 4 min
Has Anyone Seen Kevin Smith Lately? Or: Why I Can’t Tell What’s Real Anymore
It would be funny… it really would be… If only it were not fucking real.
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Courtney Heard
- Aug 5, 2015
- 3 min
Satan & Sodomy: Don’t Fall Into a Burning Ring Of Fire
Will Satan really catch you if you go in through the backdoor?
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Courtney Heard
- Jul 16, 2015
- 8 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Rage Quit With A Cup Of Gunpowder
Or, How I quit a good job because I was sleep-deprived and high on caffeine.
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Courtney Heard
- Jul 15, 2015
- 5 min
This Pastor Thinks His 3 Questions For Atheists Will Bring Us To God
Spoiler alert: these 3 questions didn't bring me to god.
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Courtney Heard
- Jun 18, 2015
- 5 min
Atheist Life Hacks: How To Meet A Gallagher Brother
That one time I saw Noel Gallagher in Vancouver with porn in his hand.
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