Courtney HeardDec 13, 20175 minAn Open Letter To The Atheist-Hating Jeebot Who Says We’re Stealing ChristmasIn which I reply to a god-botherer insisting atheists should not celebrate Christmas.
Courtney HeardNov 29, 20176 min10 Reasons I Probably Couldn’t Be Friends With JesusSomeone wrote to me to tell me how much Jesus wants me as his friend.
Courtney HeardJun 27, 20175 minAnother Catholic Thinks She Knows Why You’re An Atheist – Is She Right?I don’t approach new posts on Aleteia very charitably. This morning I was emailed this one.
Courtney HeardJun 6, 20173 min7 Alternative Explanations For The Empty Tomb of JeebyHow else can we explain the disappearance of Jesus' body from the tomb?
Courtney HeardJun 23, 20165 minAtheist Life Hacks: How To Get A Lecture From Hulk HoganWhat do you get when you work 30 hours straight? Hulk Hogan, that's what.
Courtney HeardApr 12, 20165 minBelievers: 6 Signs You’ll Be An Atheist SoonHow to tell when a believer may be an atheist soon.
Courtney HeardApr 6, 20166 min20 Things I Would Tell God To Do If I Was His PR AdvisorGod’s not doing so well here on earth. Belief in him is declining worldwide, church attendance is dwindling...
Courtney HeardMar 24, 20166 minAtheist Life Hacks: How To Befriend The ButcherWhen I first met him, he called me Shorty. I had red hair then, but when I went blonde about two months in, I became Blondie.
Courtney HeardFeb 24, 20164 min6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand - have you experienced these?
Courtney HeardFeb 18, 20165 minAtheist Life Hacks: How To Fight A War In VietnamI used to do a lot of magic mushrooms. I know, you’re probably thinking, this explains a lot.
Courtney HeardFeb 17, 20163 minA Quick Lesson For Atheists About BigotryA Quick Lesson For Atheists About Bigotry
Courtney HeardJan 7, 20163 minAtheist Life Hacks: How To Survive Y2KHow To Survive Y2K : the story of how I thought Y2K was real.
Courtney HeardDec 8, 20153 minYou’ll Never Guess Who’s Mad About The Old Lust N’ Thrust AgainWe all know nothing pisses off God more than a good ol’ in n’ out sesh. He’s worried about your junk.
Courtney HeardNov 3, 20152 min7 Things Faith Can Save You FromHere is my version of 7 Things Faith Can Save You From.
Courtney HeardSep 29, 20154 min11 Books To Send With Your Kid On ‘Bring Your Bible To School Day’Dr. Carl Moeller is trying to get you to stuff a 2000-year-old book of fables in your kid’s Minions backpack on October 8th. Why?
Courtney HeardSep 23, 20156 minNine Ways Atheists Get More Joy Out Of LifeHere are nine ways atheists are free to feel joy, without the burden of dogmatic shame or guilt.
Courtney HeardSep 9, 20154 minHas Anyone Seen Kevin Smith Lately? Or: Why I Can’t Tell What’s Real AnymoreIt would be funny… it really would be… If only it were not fucking real.
Courtney HeardAug 5, 20153 minSatan & Sodomy: Don’t Fall Into a Burning Ring Of FireWill Satan really catch you if you go in through the backdoor?
Courtney HeardJul 16, 20158 minAtheist Life Hacks: How To Rage Quit With A Cup Of GunpowderOr, How I quit a good job because I was sleep-deprived and high on caffeine.
Courtney HeardJul 15, 20155 minThis Pastor Thinks His 3 Questions For Atheists Will Bring Us To GodSpoiler alert: these 3 questions didn't bring me to god.