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About Mommy

Courtney Heard

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Courtney Heard

I probably shouldn't be writing this after two beers but what is an atheist, really, if we're not living on the edge, defying the rules and throwing caution to the wind, right? You know, when I'm not busy basting baby roasts or sinning for the sheer fuckin' unholy delight of it, I do like to blog. 


I first started my Godless Mom blog back in 2014 and I fancied myself so edgy that I was a flat earther's wet dream. Listen, I had Pope jokes and church jokes and jokes about Passover and Ramadan and I was more filthy-mouthed than Roseanne at an open bar. Over the years, however, I've calmed down a little. My blog now includes a lot of mommy talk, even though my babies are 18 and 12 now. I'm more of an activist now as the Vice-President of International Association of Atheists. I no longer write about being godless for a laugh, I write about it to help people. 

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At least... that's what I hope.


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There are now over 100,000 of you. I have been given a platform and I was raised to recognize the fact that if I can use my influence for good, then I must.

And so I will...

But that doesn't mean we can't also have fun. As you probably already know, I'm a creative sort. I love crafting web pages to be striking and beautiful and different. I can spend hours in Illustrator making pretty pictures. I have decided to let this manifest for my platform as t-shirts. Goofy shirts and thoughtful ones, funny ones and strange ones. We're just going to make and wear cool, godless t-shirts, and we're all going to enjoy doing it. 

I am a mommy...

I guess I'm a t-shirt designer now, too.

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and a wife, a sister and a daughter. I'm so excited to be an auntie now. I am an activist, a pet lover, a blogger, a swimmer, a hiker and a really good cook. 

So, I don't really know what you're waiting for, to be honest...

And if you want to learn more about me, my Atheist Life Hacks series on my blog is made up of stories from my life:

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