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18 Ways A Husband May Be The Glory Of His Wife

Courtney Heard ¡ ¡ 5 min read

18 Ways A Husband May Be The Glory Of His Wife

Yesterday, someone on Twitter sent me this : 18 Ways A Wife May Be The Glory Of Her Husband. With a title like that, you know it’s gonna be all Jeeby’d up. So I took a glance, got to point number 3 and thought, Oh hell no, Bible Bimbo. In 18 points, she managed to take women back to 1920 and then blame it on the fruit of God’s loins.Bitch has some serious self-loathing issues. Let’s fix this, shall we?Before I start, men, I want you to know you’re wonderful and I love you and this is purely sat

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Married To A Fatass: What You Owe Your Spouse

Courtney Heard ¡ ¡ 6 min read

Married To A Fatass: What You Owe Your Spouse

There’s not much better for comic relief than marriage advice from a jeebanger. Here’s one who says we should probs not be fatties, because it shows we don’t care about our spouses.Sure. If you marry a jeebot.Before we take a closer look at her argument…Godless Mom got back. I have never been, and never will be, a stick. In my opinion, I have curves in all the right places, and it’s more often than not proven by my frequent use of the phrase, “Hey fucktard, the eyes are up here!”. My weight has

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Godless Mom is a secular lifestyle blog written by Courtney Heard, exploring evidence-based wellness, ethical living, philosophy, culture, and the realities of life without religion.

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