If there’s one thing I am sure of about God, it’s that the fucker can’t get his mind off the D. He just cannot stay outta your pants whether you’re gay, trans or just some straight lady who loves to bone. He is obsessed with genitals and I really don’t understand it. I mean, I love to engage in relations as much as the next soccer mom but let’s face it, our uglies be called ugly ’cause they’s fuckin’ ugly. Who am I to judge though, really? The dude fucking created the skin fl
Fun Fun Fun Fun It’s Friday, Friday, God don’t get down on Friday… What? Oh, you thought I’d never go Rebecca Black low? Hahaaa! How little you know me. First thing this Friday, I want you to check out a coupla fundraisers that will blow. your effing. minds. Well, maybe not full on blow your minds, but they will make you cry like Hitler at his bris. The first is a fundraiser for a documentary about exporting hatred and homophobia to Uganda. It exposes a prominent British evan
Jeez, he’s not even cute. Imagine a world where we are all the same. We dress the same, we talk the same, we watch all the same movies and have the same interests. We all have the same color skin and the same taste in music. We all believe the same thing brought us into being, and we all believe in the exact same post-death scenario. Imagine we all love soccer, and hate basketball and only drink crantinis and are allergic to eggs. Imagine we all wear our hair the same way and