Heaven help the gay conversion counsellor who decides to take on a gay Harvard law student. After Scott told his mom he was gay, she said to him she wanted to drive her car into a tree. If that wasn’t awful enough, his atheist father and Catholic mother decided to join a group for “ex-gay and families of ex-gay people”, which, as you and I know, is a pile of steaming, putrid horseshit. Scott was sent to see a gay conversion therapist, where he proceeded to intellectually brutalize the mental imp. When he gets to the point about St. Augustine, you might find yourself really wanting a foam finger to cheer him on.
Well done, Scott. Well fucking done.