My blood may run thick with poutine, but Mommy’s heart is partially True Blue Aussie. Two separate years of my life were spent down...

There’s really nothing quite like standing on the side of the Interstate just outside of San Jose, California, on your birthday, next to...

You all have sent in so many stories of how you came to identify as an atheist, so I thought it was time to share my own story. This was...

Parenting be hard, yo. Well, thank you Mommy Obvious. Sorry. It’s hump day. My mind is elsewhere. It’s true, though. I thought I knew it...

Twitter, as we know, is a ripe and fruitful ground for nothing but brilliance, education and high conversational standards. The words...

I swear that I had a week’s worth of funny, goofy posts for you this week, but then bullshit happened and then this morning I awoke to...

When I first read the Amazing Atheist’s comments targeted at a rape victim on Reddit, my stomach turned. When I first read Richard...

When I think of condoms, I think about the single invention could save our planet and our species. Generally, with a “bow-chicka-wow-wow”...

If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s people telling me how dangerous Mexico is. Especially people who’ve either never been there, or...

Last Wednesday, I peeled myself off the beach in Playa Del Carmen to trudge to the corner store for some cold beers and a couple of...

I don’t believe in fate. That much is probably obvious.  I do think that a mind that believes something strongly enough will work,...

During this past week, I have been consumed with the Free Mubarak campaign. I have been desperate to find help with this cause because of...

I dunno if you’ve ever been to Thailand, but there are two things you ought to know about it. 1. They serve Thai rum in buckets. We’re...

When you’re young and you’ve just started a new marketing firm, you can tend to be naive about who you take on as a client. The day I...

It was just barely 1992. My family and I had just spent two days traveling on boats, buses, taxis and planes to get from Koh Samui,...

In recent days, I’ve been asked a lot of personal questions from some of my readers. I’m taking this as a sign that y’all wanna know more...

My stepdaughter is smart as hell. She’s far ahead of her years when it comes to most things, and she’s able to put together shit that...

Atheists are bigots. If I had a pie for every time I heard that, I’d be Kirstie Alley. When I was in college – and I really have no idea...

If you’ve been paying attention, you know Godless Mom is a Cleveland Browns fan. But wait a fucking second, you grew up in the great...

Little known fact about Godless Mom: I once dated a child. Sure, he was a man child, but mentally, he was a goddamned (no holy) child. He...