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More Questions For Atheists and This Time, They’re Gonna Hurt

Courtney Heard · · 6 min read

More Questions For Atheists and This Time, They’re Gonna Hurt

I have officially found the absolute worst list of questions for atheists ever. Every question is loaded, every question is leading and the author of this list is unaware of how absolutely unclever he is, in spite of an evident puffed out chest of pride. So let’s tear the fucker a new one, shall we? Grab a stress ball, some Jägermeister and a helmet and we’ll jump right the fuck in.1. Are you absolutely sure there is no God? If not, then is it not possible that there is a God? And if it is possi

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NFL Draft Day 2014 – Clearly A Day To Reflect On God

Courtney Heard · · 3 min read

NFL Draft Day 2014 – Clearly A Day To Reflect On God

If you’ve been paying attention, you know Godless Mom is a Cleveland Browns fan. But wait a fucking second, you grew up in the great white north, and never, ever set foot in Cleveland, so how the fuck did that happen, Godless Mom?


Allow Mommy to reveal unto you the gridironish truth, my turfy tale of emotional torture. It was the 2007 draft. Up until this point in my life, I had loathed all pro sports because they were so time consuming and I could think of a million better ways to spend 3 hou

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The Fleshy Lusts Which War Against The Jeebot Soul

Courtney Heard · · 4 min read

The Fleshy Lusts Which War Against The Jeebot Soul

I had the pleasure, pardon the pun, of coming (sorry!) across this prolific pile of shit yesterday. It gave me a good case of the snickers, and I thought I would run through some commentary on it with you all, so we can point and laugh together. Call it a bonding exercise. I love you fucking assholes.The title of the article is “Every Guy’s Struggle”. You might think that it’s going to be an article about colonoscopies or something that truly applies to every man, but no, it’s just another way f

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Godless Mom is a secular lifestyle blog written by Courtney Heard, exploring evidence-based wellness, ethical living, philosophy, culture, and the realities of life without religion.

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