Atheist Nightmare Day – Warning: Video Contains Extreme Stupidity

When I got up this morning, I had a feeling something special was going to happen, and boy oh fucking boy, was I right.

Wild Bill For America is that something special. Mary, mother of Jesus (#NoHoly) is this man a perfect, unspoiled gem of fuckassery.

Wild Billy has taken the liberty of posting a video to tell us about Atheist Nightmare Day.

But Wild Bill! What is Atheist Nightmare Day?

Why, Godless Mom, it’s the day all atheists dread.

Gee, Bill, dread sure doesn’t feel the way I thought it would.

Bill goes on to say that it’s also known as Question Evolution Day and that liberal professors dread the possibility that people might actually ask good questions and demand honest answers.

Dafuq did you just say?

You read that right. Billy Barnyard also goes on to say that the last thing we atheists want is for people to question evolution.

Oh, Bill, I told you skipping science class would come back to haunt you one day.

Without further adieu, I give you Wild Bill For America’s Atheist Nightmare Day:

It strikes me as odd that he would post about this day a month after it happened, with no information about how successful it was or who got involved. I mean, it strikes me as odd until I remember that this man believes in a 6000-year-old earth and to expect him to act in a logical fashion is, in itself, illogical. My bad.

What preparations are you making for Atheist Nightmare Day? Do you feel the dread?

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