Have you ever sat through a sermon wondering why no one else seems weirded out by the zombie on the cross? Do you get uncomfortable when people thank God for parking spots but ignore Him during genocides? Have you ever muttered, “This can’t be it,” while trying not to laugh at someone speaking in tongues?
 
Then Don’t Panic, But You Might Be an Atheist is for you.
 
In this hilarious, heartfelt, and occasionally sacrilegious field guide, lifelong atheist Courtney Heard leads you on a no-pressure journey through the fog of belief, doubt, and everything in between. With razor-sharp wit and the warm irreverence of a friend who always says the quiet part out loud, Courtney helps readers answer one deceptively simple question: Do you believe in a god?
 
Whether you’re a doubting believer, a closeted skeptic, or just curious about what life looks like without religion, this book delivers clarity without condescension, empathy without evangelism, and just enough baby-eating jokes to make your pastor squirm.
 
Packed with personal anecdotes, absurd analogies, irreverent quizzes, and myth-busting truths about what atheism actually is (spoiler: we don’t have meetings), this is your permission slip to think freely, feel deeply, and laugh at the things that used to scare you.