This ain’t your grandma’s T-shirt. Featuring Ruth Langmore’s legendary line from Ozark, this tee lets the world know exactly where you stand—clueless, furious, and not afraid to say it out loud. With a structured fit and soft feel, it’s the perfect combo of streetwear edge and Netflix-approved nihilism. Layer it, lounge in it, or wear it to your next awkward family dinner. Either way, it slaps.

Specs:
•100% cotton for that classic, breathable comfort
•Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
•Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
•Heather colours: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
•Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
•Tubular fabric with open-end yarn
•Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear
•Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
•Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Note:
•White shirt may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties
•Natural colour may have flecks—don’t worry, they’re not bullet holes

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.