Courtney Heard
6 Activities Atheists Love But Theists Feel Guilty About
One of the greatest perks of atheism is the freedom to just be human, and the freedom to enjoy the most fun parts of being human.
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Courtney Heard
- May 24, 2016
- 3 min
Space Cadet Senator Fighting Porn Remotely From Planet Kolob
Why blocking porn is a futile exercise and not just for atheists.
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Courtney Heard
- Jan 12, 2016
- 4 min
4 Truths About Every Godly Feminine Modesty Pusher
4 Truths About Every Godly Feminine Modesty Pusher
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Courtney Heard
- Dec 8, 2015
- 3 min
You’ll Never Guess Who’s Mad About The Old Lust N’ Thrust Again
We all know nothing pisses off God more than a good ol’ in n’ out sesh. He’s worried about your junk.
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Courtney Heard
- Sep 23, 2015
- 6 min
Nine Ways Atheists Get More Joy Out Of Life
Here are nine ways atheists are free to feel joy, without the burden of dogmatic shame or guilt.
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Courtney Heard
- Aug 5, 2015
- 3 min
Satan & Sodomy: Don’t Fall Into a Burning Ring Of Fire
Will Satan really catch you if you go in through the backdoor?
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Courtney Heard
- May 20, 2015
- 4 min
Harder, Faster, Wider: Expanded Defense Of Porn
Harder, Faster, Wider: Expanded Defense Of Porn
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Courtney Heard
- May 19, 2015
- 5 min
5 Ways Porn Is Great For Your Relationship
Do you think porn can ruin your relationship?
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Courtney Heard
- Mar 12, 2015
- 6 min
Why You Need To Talk To Your Kids About Sex Now
Here's why you need to talk to your kiddos about sex sooner rather than later.
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Courtney Heard
- Feb 11, 2015
- 6 min
50 Shades of Shut The Hell Up
Now here’s something new. A Jeeby fanboy who is poking around in other people’s sex lives.
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Courtney Heard
- Jan 29, 2015
- 5 min
Erect In The Pew: Stop Wearing Leggings For Jesus!
Will throwing out your leggings stop attraction from men?
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Courtney Heard
- Jan 21, 2015
- 6 min
A New Personal Service That’s Making God Very Mad
Did you know that professional cuddling is a thing? Like, all the single ladies can now dial-a-spoon and get a bearhug on demand.
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Courtney Heard
- Jul 29, 2014
- 6 min
This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud
When I think of condoms, I think about the single invention could save our planet and our species. Generally, with a “bow-chicka-wow-wow” in the background. Thinking about a pecker poncho usually brings a grin to my face, even if it’s not on the chiseled body of Alexander Skarsgard, because in this tiny little banger balloon, lies the solution to many of the world’s most concerning problems… most importantly, preventing me from becoming a grandmama before I wanna be. The Cath
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