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This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud

Courtney Heard · · 6 min read

This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud

When I think of condoms, I think about the single invention could save our planet and our species. Generally, with a “bow-chicka-wow-wow” in the background. Thinking about a pecker poncho usually brings a grin to my face, even if it’s not on the chiseled body of Alexander Skarsgard, because in this tiny little banger balloon, lies the solution to many of the world’s most concerning problems… most importantly, preventing me from becoming a grandmama before I wanna be.The Catholic Church, as we kn

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Godless Mom is a secular lifestyle blog written by Courtney Heard, exploring evidence-based wellness, ethical living, philosophy, culture, and the realities of life without religion.

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