NFL Draft Day 2014 – Clearly A Day To Reflect On God
If you’ve been paying attention, you know Godless Mom is a Cleveland Browns fan. But wait a fucking second, you grew up in the great white north, and never, ever set foot in Cleveland, so how the fuck did that happen, Godless Mom?


Allow Mommy to reveal unto you the gridironish truth, my turfy tale of emotional torture. It was the 2007 draft. Up until this point in my life, I had loathed all pro sports because they were so time consuming and I could think of a million better ways to spend 3 hou
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