The Holiday Survival Script Cards

24 printable script cards for getting through dinner with religious family, with your boundaries and your mashed potatoes intact. Six situations: the dinner prayer, church talk, the kids, guilt trips, debate bait, and the graceful exit. Print them, cut them, keep a stack in your pocket, and say the words exactly as written. Collected from a lifelong atheist who has heard every one of these dinner-table ambushes from thousands of readers since 2014. Instant PDF download.