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Material and fit
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- Black, White, Red, Royal, Irish Green, Gold, Purple, Light Pink, Sport Grey: 100% Cotton (Gildan 5000).
Size guide
Gildan 5000
Compare the garment measurements with a shirt or hoodie that fits you. In the body size guide, chest ranges refer to body measurements. Length and sleeve length refer to the garment. In the garment measurements table, width is measured across the garment.
Body size guide (inches)
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34–37 | 15.63 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 | 18.5 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54–57 | 22.8 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58–61 | 24.2 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62–65 | 25.3 |
Garment measurements (inches)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 15.63 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18.5 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22.8 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24.2 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25.3 |
Body size guide (cm)
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 86.36–93.98 | 39.70 |
| M | 73.66 | 96.52–104.14 | 43.18 |
| L | 76.20 | 106.68–114.30 | 46.99 |
| XL | 78.74 | 116.84–124.46 | 50.80 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 127.00–134.62 | 54.61 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 137.16–144.78 | 57.91 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 147.32–154.94 | 61.47 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 157.48–165.10 | 64.26 |
Garment measurements (cm)
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.12 | 45.72 | 39.70 |
| M | 73.66 | 50.80 | 43.18 |
| L | 76.20 | 55.88 | 46.99 |
| XL | 78.74 | 60.96 | 50.80 |
| 2XL | 81.28 | 66.04 | 54.61 |
| 3XL | 83.82 | 71.12 | 57.91 |
| 4XL | 86.36 | 76.20 | 61.47 |
| 5XL | 88.90 | 81.28 | 64.26 |
Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
Care
Wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colours. Avoid fabric softener. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool iron inside out; do not iron the decoration. Do not dry clean.
Shipping and returns
Printed to order. Shipping cost and options are shown before payment. Orders of USD 100 or more after discounts ship free to Canada and the United States.
Check the size guide before ordering: changes of mind and ordering the wrong size do not qualify for refunds or exchanges. Report misprints, damage or defects within four weeks of receipt, or lost packages within four weeks of the estimated delivery date. We review errors for an appropriate replacement or refund. Shipping and returns details.