Every hellbound atheist needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for mornings in Hell!
• 50% pre-shrunk godless cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket to keep your atheist books in
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
As atheists, we don't believe in hell and therefore, we don't really fear it. However, we do get damned to hell on a regular basis. Realistically speaking, if any version of hell were real, we'd all be headed there, wouldn't we? So why not wear it proudly on your hoodie? Let the religious folks in your life know that you're not afraid of hell, that you already know you'd be going if it were real and that it still doesn't bother your atheist ass in the slightest. Sport your hellbound hoodie with pride so no one damns you there again!
P.s. if you buy this hoodie, I want to see you in it. Tag me in your selfies on Instagram here: @godless_mom
Enjoy Hell, ya filthy atheist!