Let fashion take over your godless wardrobe with this great atheist statement piece. The trendy raw hem and matching drawstrings means that this hoodie is made for atheists.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun godless cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder, perfect for a more sinful atheist look
This praise cheeses cropped hoodie is perfect for the cheese-loving atheist that you are. We wear praise cheeses cropped hoodies because cheese is better than gods. How, you ask? 1. Cheese is real. Unlike a god or Jesus, cheese can be detected and proven to exist beyond any doubt. 2. Cheese tastes better. I dunno if you've ever had those communion wafers during the eucharist, but let me tell you, Jesus' body ain't got nothin' on the glorious umami bomb that is any cheese. 3. Cheese smells way better. I've never smelled Jesus but I can promise you that there is no cheese on earth that smells worse than a zombie who died 2000 years ago. 4. Cheese is always there for you. You don't have to go far to find cheese these days, but try to find a god. I dare you.
Atheists, I don't think I have to convince you how much better cheese is than gods especially when melted over a rotisserie baby. Honestly, you could take cheese to communion and make those damned wafers finally have a flavour. Every day, I am thankful for cheese and all that its given me: belly fat, gas, debt, deep satisfaction and a lust for life. So, atheists, if we're going to praise anything, let it be cheeses. No gods required.
P.s. if you grab yourself this hoodie, I'd love to see you in it. Tag me on Instagram in your gorgeous selfie, you beautiful atheist: @godless_mom