Happy Sacrilege Sunday Godless lovelies! I don’t normally do things like this, but my wonderful, amazing stepdaughter tagged me to do it and thats about the best reason there is to do anything. Plus, I don’t have any guest bloggers this week! That means I need you to guest blog. Submit your blog or ideas here. So, without further adieu, I give you the TMI Tag: 50 questions about me.
The Godless Mom uniform: pink pajama pants and a beer t-shirt.
2: Ever been in love?
Yes. A couple of times.
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
If a West Virginian spitting in my face constitutes terrible, then yes.
4: How tall are you?
5: How much do you weigh?
More than I would like to admit.
6: Any tattoos?
Yes, 5. And I need more. Many, many more.
7: Any piercings?
My ears are pierced, but I never wear earrings.
Amazing Atheist, Ray Comfort and a banana. Zing.
9: Favorite show?
Walking Dead, The Wire, Treme
10: Favorite bands?
Deftones, Bad Religion, Arcade Fire, Pinback, Sufjan, anything Jack White does, anything with a banjo and anything with a trumpet.
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
I couldn’t pick just one, but some of my longest lasting faves have been Losing My Religion by REM, Passenger by The Deftones, Mission Bells by Armistice
13: How old are you?
Ancient. I’m a fucking relic.
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Quality you look for in a partner?
Intelligence. Nothing else matters if you’re an idiot.
16: Favorite Quote?
How vain it is to sit down to write if you have not stood up to live? – Henry David Thoreau
17: Favorite actor?
Leonardo Dicaprio, John Goodman, Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP), Al Pacino, Meryl Streep
18: Favorite color?
Orange. Especially when offset by brown. #Dawgpound.
19: Loud music or soft?
20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
To the fridge for a beer, then to the computer to tweet things I will later regret.
21: How long does it take you to shower?
10 minutes tops. (same answer as my stepdaughter!)
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
If I have a work related obligation, about an hour. If not, 3 minutes?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
25: Turn off?
26: The reason I joined Youtube?
I think you reach more people that way, and I’m passionate about spreading atheism.
Death, spiders, and I am severely trypophobic. Don’t google that. Don’t do it. I fucking warned you.
28: Last thing that made you cry?
I read a letter I wrote to a cherished friend with whom I no longer speak.
29: Last time you said you loved someone?
My son, as we walked to the grocery store about an hour ago.
30: Meaning behind your YouTube Name?
Name: Godless Mom Um. I think it answers itself.
32: The book you’re currently reading?
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
The last person I texted is my stepdaughter, who lives far away from me. Love her so much.
36: Favorite food?
Sushi, pho & butter chicken
37: Place you want to visit?
Europe, Africa & South America
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
Godless Dad. And maybe Sam Harris.
40: Last time you kissed someone?
Godless Dad. Like 10 mins ago.
41: Last time you were insulted?
All day long, every day from jeebots & jihadiots.
42: Favorite flavor of sweet?
Maynard’s Wine Gums
43: What instruments do you play?
44: Favorite piece of jewelery?
My ruby engagement ring, because fuck diamonds.
45: Last sport you played?
Fuck Authority by Pennywise.
47: Favorite chat up line?
You’re not a jeebot, are you?
48: Have you ever used it?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
I hung out with my little boy and Godless Dad today.
50: Who should answer these questions next?
Andy, Bami & Deana, I tag yous!
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