Courtney Heard · · 3 min read

My Stepdaughter Tagged Me – TMI Tag

Happy Sacrilege Sunday Godless lovelies! I don’t normally do things like this, but my wonderful, amazing stepdaughter tagged me to do it and thats about the best reason there is to do anything. Plus, I don’t have any guest bloggers this week! That means I need you to guest blog. Submit your blog or ideas here. So, without further adieu, I give you the TMI Tag: 50 questions about me.

1: What are you wearing?

The Godless Mom uniform: pink pajama pants and a beer t-shirt.

2: Ever been in love?

Yes. A couple of times.

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?

If a West Virginian spitting in my face constitutes terrible, then yes.

4: How tall are you?

5’4

5: How much do you weigh?

More than I would like to admit.

6: Any tattoos?

Yes, 5. And I need more. Many, many more.

7: Any piercings?

My ears are pierced, but I never wear earrings.

8: OTP?

Amazing Atheist, Ray Comfort and a banana. Zing.

9: Favorite show?

Walking Dead, The Wire, Treme

10: Favorite bands?

Deftones, Bad Religion, Arcade Fire, Pinback, Sufjan, anything Jack White does, anything with a banjo and anything with a trumpet.

11: Something you miss?

Squishers. RIP.

12: Favorite song?

I couldn’t pick just one, but some of my longest lasting faves have been Losing My Religion by REM, Passenger by The Deftones, Mission Bells by Armistice

13: How old are you?

Ancient. I’m a fucking relic.

14: Zodiac sign?

Leo.

15: Quality you look for in a partner?

Intelligence. Nothing else matters if you’re an idiot.

16: Favorite Quote?

How vain it is to sit down to write if you have not stood up to live? – Henry David Thoreau

17: Favorite actor?

Leonardo Dicaprio, John Goodman, Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP), Al Pacino, Meryl Streep

18: Favorite color?

Orange. Especially when offset by brown. #Dawgpound.

19: Loud music or soft?

Loud.

20: Where do you go when you’re sad?

To the fridge for a beer, then to the computer to tweet things I will later regret.

21: How long does it take you to shower?

10 minutes tops. (same answer as my stepdaughter!)

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

If I have a work related obligation, about an hour. If not, 3 minutes?

23: Ever been in a physical fight?

Yes.

24: Turn on?

Brains.

25: Turn off?

No brains.

26: The reason I joined Youtube?

I think you reach more people that way, and I’m passionate about spreading atheism.

27: Fears?

Death, spiders, and I am severely trypophobic. Don’t google that. Don’t do it. I fucking warned you.

28: Last thing that made you cry?

I read a letter I wrote to a cherished friend with whom I no longer speak.

29: Last time you said you loved someone?

My son, as we walked to the grocery store about an hour ago.

30: Meaning behind your YouTube Name?

Name: Godless Mom Um. I think it answers itself.

31: Last book you read?

Sam Harris – Waking Up

32: The book you’re currently reading?

The Hypogeum by Andrew Hobson

33: Last show you watched?

Rescue Bots.

34: Last person you talked to?

Godless Dad

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

The last person I texted is my stepdaughter, who lives far away from me. Love her so much.

36: Favorite food?

Sushi, pho & butter chicken

37: Place you want to visit?

Europe, Africa & South America

38: Last place you were?

My bedroom?

39: Do you have a crush?

Godless Dad. And maybe Sam Harris.

40: Last time you kissed someone?

Godless Dad. Like 10 mins ago.

41: Last time you were insulted?

All day long, every day from jeebots & jihadiots.

42: Favorite flavor of sweet?

Maynard’s Wine Gums

43: What instruments do you play?

Air drums.

44: Favorite piece of jewelery?

My ruby engagement ring, because fuck diamonds.

45: Last sport you played?

Hiking yesterday.

46: Last song you sang?

Fuck Authority by Pennywise.

47: Favorite chat up line?

You’re not a jeebot, are you?

48: Have you ever used it?

No.

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?

I hung out with my little boy and Godless Dad today.

50: Who should answer these questions next?

Andy, Bami & Deana, I tag yous!

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